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“Counsellor will instruct his client to remove his hat and put on some pants before sentencing.”
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“Look, I’m not saying it’s going to be today. But someday–someday–you guys will be happy that you’ve taken along a lawyer.”
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“When examining these new contracts, gentlemen, please note that in Paragraph 48 the word ‘golden’ has been replaced by ‘plywood’ and ‘parachute’ is now ‘toboggan.'”
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“He lost his tempter, swatted you with a newspaper, then called you the ‘D’ word. But, I ask you, are you not a ‘D’?”
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“Oyez! Oyez! Oyez, oyez, oyez!”
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“The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution.”
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“And lastly, Your Honor, I would like to present Mr. Richard Coan in the small but crucial role of the defendant.”
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“Permission to exchange phone numbers with the witness, Your Honor?”
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“Your Honor, I think you’ll get a kick out of my client’s extenuating circumstances.”
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“You don’t think it’s too Johnnie Cochran?”
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I’m John, your date for the evening…
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“See? I told you the negotiations would be a lot more fun without a battery of lawyers.”
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“Here’s my card, sweetie. I also happen to do a bit of lawyering on the side.”
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