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Jimmy, Sixth-generation Pain in the Ass
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“Damn it, Billy, I’m not the enemy. The people next door are the enemy.”
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“What lucky child would like to lick the mincemeat pie spoon?”
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Old Scrooge’s Lump-O-Coaltique
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Our Reunion Dinner with Mom
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“Go bother your mother. She’s only reading chick lit.”
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“Little victories, son, little victories.”
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“Tonight–just for a change–let’s see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all.”
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“We suburb, son; therefore, we grill.”
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“Go ahead–rob a bank, But don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
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“Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I’m happy her bypass turned out O.K.”
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“You know I’m not a telemarketer, Jimmy, and you are not going to fine me eleven thousand dollars. Now, for the last time, put your mother on.”
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“Grandma had a favorite doll when she was your age. But, with no explanation, that doll was taken away from her and sent to live with some cousins in Wichita.”
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“While we finish our dessert, I thought we could all have a chat on matters fiscal.”
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“O.K., kid. Busy man here. Quality time. Here we go.”
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“And this is our extended family room.”
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