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“One-Martini Lunch”
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“Don’t get me wrong, Ted. I like you, but you’re not a special person. I’m a special person.”
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“But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy.”
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“O.K. That’s my list. You got anything on your list?”
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Lo-Cal Bar Snax
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“I don’t mind the drunk and loud and obnoxious. It’s the inevitable Motown medley that makes me cringe.”
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“My 401(k) is safe. It’s tied up in booze futures.”
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“I’m adding an extra hour of booze time here, Al, as a heightened security measure.”
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My Philosophy Take #74
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Get in Touch with your Inner Boozehound
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I contemplate Zombie #17
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“I’ll have whatever they’re having.”
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“Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story?”
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“While the cat’s away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard.”
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“I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations.”
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“Honey, I’m home.”
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