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  “O.K. That’s my list. You got anything on your list?”

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  “One-Martini Lunch”

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  “Don’t get me wrong, Ted. I like you, but you’re not a special person. I’m a special person.”

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  “But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy.”

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  Lo-Cal Bar Snax

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  “I don’t mind the drunk and loud and obnoxious. It’s the inevitable Motown medley that makes me cringe.”

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  “My 401(k) is safe. It’s tied up in booze futures.”

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  “I’m adding an extra hour of booze time here, Al, as a heightened security measure.”

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  My Philosophy Take #74

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  Get in Touch with your Inner Boozehound

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  I contemplate Zombie #17

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  “I’ll have whatever they’re having.”

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  “Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story?”

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  “While the cat’s away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard.”

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  “I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations.”

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  “Honey, I’m home.”

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