Crime and Punishment

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  “Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale.”

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  “‘Bad kitty,’ my ass. They ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”

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  “He lost his tempter, swatted you with a newspaper, then called you the ‘D’ word. But, I ask you, are you not a ‘D’?”

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  Dress (So to Speak) Rehearsal

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  Quality Control

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  I bark, therefore…

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  Old Scrooge’s Lump-O-Coaltique

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  Cuffwear 2004

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  “You, down there, celebrity prisoner No. 849, stop regaling the exercise yard with takes of former show-biz glory.”

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  “Come and get it! Ha, ha–just kidding.”

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  “Go ahead–rob a bank, But don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

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  A Courtesy Call

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  “All I know is I bought one of Martha Stewart’s candles once and it was lovely.”

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  Enron

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  “For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed.”

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  “The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution.”

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