Death

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“Hey, Gramps, is ‘deathbed’ one word or two?”
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In heaven there is no beer
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“That dead thing in the corner looks good.”
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“To be perfectly honest, I’ve never ripped into anything that wasn’t begging to be ripped into.”
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“When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me.”
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“What I’d like to know is what the hell happened to all the virgins in this town.”
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“Say–do we really want to bury this Armani necktie?”
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“Sotheby’s extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces.”
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Life Cycle
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“Well, I hope you’re happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you’ve killed your little sister.”
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“This is another guy I blew away–pictured, of course, in happier times.”
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“Miss Keenan, I don’t seem to be getting any pulse today. Perhaps you should alert legal.”
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“How may I direct your call? Doctor-assisted or regular?”
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Trivialized by the Media
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Welcome to Lover’s Leap
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“The Pasta Muerta is very good today.”
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