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  “I’ll begin today’s proceedings by saying that we have enough food and water to last us until some sort of eventual turnaround.”

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  “Kids, your mother and I have spent so much money on health insurance this year that instead of vacation we’re all going to go in for elective surgery.”

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  “It was at this point, gentlemen, that reality intruded.”

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  “Why, thank you dear–I suppose five gallons of gas is a thoughtful birthday gift.”

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  Washington D.C. Street Gangs, A Random Sampling

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  Budget Munchies

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  “Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place.”

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  “It’s still the red-carpet treatment, even if it’s only remnants.”

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  “Uh-oh.”

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  Shoelaces

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  “Cut a few thousand jobs here, boss, a few thousand jobs there, and they start to add up.”

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  “The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents.”

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  “Well, I’m sure that Alan Greenspan’s mother is very proud.”

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  “Dow Jonesy enough for you?”

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  “Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged.”

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  In-box

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