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  Cuffwear 2004

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  “All I know is I bought one of Martha Stewart’s candles once and it was lovely.”

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  Enron

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  “Unfortunately, my crime spree occurred just before today’s level of incompetence set in at the F.B.I.”

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  “It’s the millennium, so maybe we should plan something special for New Year’s Eve.”

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  “If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime.”

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  My Son the Hit Man

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  “This is another guy I blew away–pictured, of course, in happier times.”

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  “Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase.”

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  “O.K., who has to go potty before we disappear into the Federal Witness Protection Program?”

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  “Your Honor, I think you’ll get a kick out of my client’s extenuating circumstances.”

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  “What I’d like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap.”

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  “What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch.”

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  “Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal.”

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  Three Guys on Work Release

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  “Number three, step forward and say, ‘Thar she blows.'”

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