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Cuffwear 2004
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“All I know is I bought one of Martha Stewart’s candles once and it was lovely.”
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Enron
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“Unfortunately, my crime spree occurred just before today’s level of incompetence set in at the F.B.I.”
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“It’s the millennium, so maybe we should plan something special for New Year’s Eve.”
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“If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime.”
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My Son the Hit Man
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“This is another guy I blew away–pictured, of course, in happier times.”
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“Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase.”
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“O.K., who has to go potty before we disappear into the Federal Witness Protection Program?”
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“Your Honor, I think you’ll get a kick out of my client’s extenuating circumstances.”
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“What I’d like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap.”
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“What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch.”
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“Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal.”
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Three Guys on Work Release
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“Number three, step forward and say, ‘Thar she blows.'”
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