Women

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“This next poem is going to be about a pussycat.”
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Kitty Talk
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“Come January, in dog years I’ll be seventy — and she’s STILL with the baby talk!”
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“As soon as we land, I’ll be making a phone call to my pussycat.”
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“And, while I’m at it, what’s the deal every year with this damned subhuman get up?”
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“I saw my Therapist today – and all she wanted to talk about was you!”
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“Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place.”
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X-Treme Conversation
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“A pretty rock is always nice at Valentine’s Day. Or perhaps another wheel? Or–gosh–what woman doesn’t enjoy a lovely bit of fire?”
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“I was on hormone replacement for two years before I realized that what I really needed was Steve replacement.”
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“Yes, dear, the oriental look does become you–just so long as it doesn’t poke my eye out.”
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“Well, finally! Gracefully aging no more.”
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“I’m sorry, but I find myself less compelled by our little conversation and wondering, instead, how you’ve achieved your special effects.”
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“The shoes are fine. It’s my toe ring that’s killing me.”
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“I’m so hungry!”
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“Oprah hates beef, but loves to read books, whereas I’m just the opposite.”
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