Women

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  “This next poem is going to be about a pussycat.”

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  Kitty Talk

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  “Come January, in dog years I’ll be seventy — and she’s STILL with the baby talk!”

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  “As soon as we land, I’ll be making a phone call to my pussycat.”

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  “And, while I’m at it, what’s the deal every year with this damned subhuman get up?”

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  “I saw my Therapist today – and all she wanted to talk about was you!”

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  “Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place.”

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  X-Treme Conversation

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  “I was on hormone replacement for two years before I realized that what I really needed was Steve replacement.”

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  “A pretty rock is always nice at Valentine’s Day. Or perhaps another wheel? Or–gosh–what woman doesn’t enjoy a lovely bit of fire?”

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  “Well, finally! Gracefully aging no more.”

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  “Yes, dear, the oriental look does become you–just so long as it doesn’t poke my eye out.”

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  “The shoes are fine. It’s my toe ring that’s killing me.”

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  “I’m sorry, but I find myself less compelled by our little conversation and wondering, instead, how you’ve achieved your special effects.”

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  “I’m glad I rarely get to look at these magazines. I’d have to kill myself a lot more often.”

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