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  “But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy.”

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  “I don’t mind the drunk and loud and obnoxious. It’s the inevitable Motown medley that makes me cringe.”

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  My Philosophy Take #74

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  Get in Touch with your Inner Boozehound

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  “While the cat’s away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard.”

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  “I, too, used to drink the amber-colored fluids, gentlemen, but now, owing to health considerations, I drink only the crystal-clear fluids.”

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  “Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you’re at it I’ll have one, too.”

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  ALTERED STATES

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  “I just did a huge one in my diaper.”

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  “I don’t have to explain myself to you.”

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  Abstract Art

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  “You seem to be having trouble, James, holding up your end of the conversation.”

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  “Here’s to the human genome–and its potential in finding, at long last, a cure for the human hangover!”

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  Mein Kampf

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  “I’m down here, enjoying a quiet beer at the stack-o’-bills-that-I-can’t-pay cafe.”

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  Mr. Brewski

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