Kids
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Jimmy, Sixth-generation Pain in the Ass
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“I’m sorry, Timmy, but you are wrong. You are terribly, terribly wrong.”
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Fatalism . . . and the Seeds of Doubt
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“Hey, Gramps, is ‘deathbed’ one word or two?”
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“Yes, but what I really want to do is write children’s books.”
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The Cat Zapper
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“Damn it, Billy, I’m not the enemy. The people next door are the enemy.”
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“What lucky child would like to lick the mincemeat pie spoon?”
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“Remember the Nazis? Auschwitz? Slave labor? Well they’re back.”
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Old Scrooge’s Lump-O-Coaltique
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Sledding
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“Go bother your mother. She’s only reading chick lit.”
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“Little victories, son, little victories.”
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The fortune cookie wins every time
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“Go ahead–rob a bank, But don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
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“You know I’m not a telemarketer, Jimmy, and you are not going to fine me eleven thousand dollars. Now, for the last time, put your mother on.”
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