Originals
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“What say we just tweet all our Christmas greetings this year?”
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Ball
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“Or you could try one out as a pet — either way, I don’t really care.”
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“Who’s the big galoot?”
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“They know me here. That’s why my margarita is bigger than yours.”
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“What? What is it, boy? What?” “What, what, what?”
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Say “Hi” to Shortcut, the non-nonsense dog
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“Bring her some dog food, and I’ll just have some people food.”
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“They’re friendly, but they’re also carnivorous, so remember that when you’re called on to beg and roll over.”
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…Or Not.
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The Cat Zapper
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Cat Yums
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“Excuse me, Ed, but I stopped enjoying this walk about five minutes ago.”
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“Sorry, pal.”
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Trying to connect
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“‘Bad kitty,’ my ass. They ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”
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