Christmas

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  “What say we just tweet all our Christmas greetings this year?”

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  Give the Gift of Meat

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  “Egg Nog’s for losers.”

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  Now thru Dec. 25th – absolutely no Christmas music whatsoever!

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  “What lucky child would like to lick the mincemeat pie spoon?”

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  “My family and I were deeply touched by your holiday text message this year, Tom.”

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  Old Scrooge’s Lump-O-Coaltique

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  “You may notice that our elves this year are much bigger and stronger – well, actually they’re not elves at all.”

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  Stunt Santa rehearsing with unsuspecting reindeer

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  Sandwich Claus

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  Blitzen’s Funeral

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  Mega-Blockbusters

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  “Main floor, aisle six, ladies’ scarves. Shopper down.”

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  “Put Mattel and Fisher-Price on hold, Miss Leahy. I’ll take Nintendo on Line Six.”

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  Rudolph

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  “Wow! Gold, frankincense, myrrh–and a six-pack!”

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