Dogs
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Why me, Lord?
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“It’s a cat calendar, so it may not be all that accurate.”
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“Yes, yes, yes, I miss you, too, honey. Now put the dog on.”
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“Or you could try one out as a pet — either way, I don’t really care.”
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“They know me here. That’s why my margarita is bigger than yours.”
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“What? What is it, boy? What?” “What, what, what?”
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Say “Hi” to Shortcut, the non-nonsense dog
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“Bring her some dog food, and I’ll just have some people food.”
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“They’re friendly, but they’re also carnivorous, so remember that when you’re called on to beg and roll over.”
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“Excuse me, Ed, but I stopped enjoying this walk about five minutes ago.”
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“Sorry, pal.”
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“I had this place spotless until you got here!”
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Now!
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“He lost his tempter, swatted you with a newspaper, then called you the ‘D’ word. But, I ask you, are you not a ‘D’?”
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The sound dolphins make after they’re gone.
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“See? No matter what you do, the moon is still a harsh mistress.”
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