Death

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  R.J.Dinwiddle Here

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  “And lastly, for all eternity, French, blue cheese, or ranch?”

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  “Hey, Gramps, is ‘deathbed’ one word or two?”

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  In heaven there is no beer

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  “Or you could try one out as a pet — either way, I don’t really care.”

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  The Cat Zapper

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  Exotic Party Meats

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  “That dead thing in the corner looks good.”

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  “Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour.”

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  “O.K., calm down–move away from the window and tell me whether you’re a Cubs or a Red Sox fan.”

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  Shh

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  “More quarters! For God’s sake, more quarters!!”

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  Please wait…

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  Blitzen’s Funeral

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  “Wings that don’t work! Harps we can’t play! And these infuriating nighties! Are you sure this isn’t Hell?”

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  “When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me.”

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