Death
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R.J.Dinwiddle Here
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“And lastly, for all eternity, French, blue cheese, or ranch?”
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“Hey, Gramps, is ‘deathbed’ one word or two?”
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In heaven there is no beer
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“Or you could try one out as a pet — either way, I don’t really care.”
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The Cat Zapper
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Exotic Party Meats
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“That dead thing in the corner looks good.”
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“Oh, hell, Artie. Not another farewell tour.”
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“O.K., calm down–move away from the window and tell me whether you’re a Cubs or a Red Sox fan.”
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Shh
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“More quarters! For God’s sake, more quarters!!”
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Please wait…
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Blitzen’s Funeral
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“Wings that don’t work! Harps we can’t play! And these infuriating nighties! Are you sure this isn’t Hell?”
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“When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me.”
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