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The Relationship
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“Of course, I didn’t know George was a Trekkie when I married him.”
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Doin’ Time
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“Twenty years ago, I invited you in for a nightcap. I now retract that invitation.”
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“There are only three signatures on this recall petition. Monday Night Football, therefore, will remain in effect until further notice.”
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Reductio Ad Matrimonium
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X-Treme Conversation
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“Hey! Pay-per-view here, if you and your mother don’t mind!”
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“My concession speech will be brief. You win.”
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“Yes, dear, the oriental look does become you–just so long as it doesn’t poke my eye out.”
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Marriage
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“Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty.”
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“And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage.”
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“Gee, but I miss the heightened eroticism of those five and a half years of conjugal visits.”
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“By the way, hon, great food, great wine, great you.”
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“I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations.”
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