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“Yes, but what I really want to do is write children’s books.”
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“If you really must know, it’s my blog about nosy little puppy-dogs.”
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“This next poem is going to be about a pussycat.”
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“My latest book has so far failed to make a dent in any of their charts, e-book or normal.”
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The Fledgling Author Struggles to Find his Voice…
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Writing
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“As your chosen autobiographical ghostwriter, let me state up front that if I want any input from you, I’ll ask for it.”
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“It’s the story of my life, isn’t it? Always the subplot–never the plot.”
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“The editor who turned down the first Harry Potter book, say hello to the publisher who took a pass on Stephen King.”
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“As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder.”
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“I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me.”
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“The face of the pear-shaped man reminded me…”
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“I’m in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them.”
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“Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan.”
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Meanwhile At The Cafe De La Mort… Ernest Hemingway Is Ridiculing Oscar Wilde’s Wine Spritzer While Truman Capote Takes Notes.
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ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ
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