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  “Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don’t seem to work for me anymore.”

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  “Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger.”

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  “Gee, Tommy, I’d be lost without your constant peer pressure.”

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  X-Treme Conversation

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  “It’s called ‘Eau De Sty,’ by Countess Slopbucket.”

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  “I’m sorry, but I find myself less compelled by our little conversation and wondering, instead, how you’ve achieved your special effects.”

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  “How’s this for a romantic moonlit interlude?”

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  “Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o impressed.”

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  “Hey, baby, what’s happenin’? How’s about a little kiss, mama? Woof, woof, woof! Ar-oooooooo!”

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  “And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage.”

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  Brief Summer Fling

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  “Permission to exchange phone numbers with the witness, Your Honor?”

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  Romance 101-C.C.N.Y.

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  “Don’t get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea.”

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  “That was my horse. He’s in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go.”

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  “Look, I’m doing a little me-time right now. Why don’t you go ahead and do a little you-time, and then I’ll be over at eight for a little us-time.”

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