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“Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger.”
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X-Treme Conversation
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“It’s called ‘Eau De Sty,’ by Countess Slopbucket.”
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“I’m sorry, but I find myself less compelled by our little conversation and wondering, instead, how you’ve achieved your special effects.”
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“How’s this for a romantic moonlit interlude?”
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“Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o impressed.”
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“Hey, baby, what’s happenin’? How’s about a little kiss, mama? Woof, woof, woof! Ar-oooooooo!”
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“And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage.”
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Brief Summer Fling
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“Permission to exchange phone numbers with the witness, Your Honor?”
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Romance 101-C.C.N.Y.
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“Don’t get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea.”
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“That was my horse. He’s in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go.”
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“Look, I’m doing a little me-time right now. Why don’t you go ahead and do a little you-time, and then I’ll be over at eight for a little us-time.”
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