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Suddenly, a hush descended…
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“All this talk of Viagra and penile implants reminds me of a charming story about my own penis.”
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“Where are we, Edward? Is this the winter villa in Greece? Or are we at our summer house in the Hamptons?”
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“I saw my Therapist today – and all she wanted to talk about was you!”
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“My family and I were deeply touched by your holiday text message this year, Tom.”
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“Oyez! Oyez! Oyez, oyez, oyez!”
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You are now entering Enchantment…
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“Of course, I didn’t know George was a Trekkie when I married him.”
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“How many times do I have to tell you, Jocelyn, ‘I won’t dance! Why should I? I won’t dance! How could I? I won’t dance! Merci beaucoup!’ “
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“There’s the Secret of the Sphinx, the Mysteries of the Pyramids, the Lost Continent of Atlantis, the Bermuda Triangle, and you, Joey, you.”
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Doin’ Time
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“Twenty years ago, I invited you in for a nightcap. I now retract that invitation.”
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“A Message From Marion”
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What We Talk About When We Talk About the Weather
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“There are only three signatures on this recall petition. Monday Night Football, therefore, will remain in effect until further notice.”
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“Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don’t seem to work for me anymore.”
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