Sex and General Naughtiness
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“All this talk of Viagra and penile implants reminds me of a charming story about my own penis.”
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Lines
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“‘Bad kitty,’ my ass. They ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”
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Dress (So to Speak) Rehearsal
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You Could Say That I’m a Lucky, Lucky Woman Because–He Never Ever Forgets
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Playing Doctor at Hollywood and Vine
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“How about one more round of ‘God Bless America’ before we bring out the naked broads.”
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“What I’d like to know is what the hell happened to all the virgins in this town.”
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“Hey, baby, what’s happenin’? How’s about a little kiss, mama? Woof, woof, woof! Ar-oooooooo!”
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“Interesting weekend, Prendergast?”
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“Gee, Al, two thousand dollars doesn’t buy much of a sex change these days, does it?”
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“Gee, but I miss the heightened eroticism of those five and a half years of conjugal visits.”
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Handicapped Hanging
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“I want you to know, Sheila, that you’ll always be more than just a babysitter to me.”
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“Goodnight moon. Goodnight house. Goodnight breasts.”
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Peg leg
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