Sex and General Naughtiness

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  “All this talk of Viagra and penile implants reminds me of a charming story about my own penis.”

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  Lines

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  “‘Bad kitty,’ my ass. They ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”

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  Dress (So to Speak) Rehearsal

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  You Could Say That I’m a Lucky, Lucky Woman Because–He Never Ever Forgets

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  Playing Doctor at Hollywood and Vine

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  “How about one more round of ‘God Bless America’ before we bring out the naked broads.”

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  “What I’d like to know is what the hell happened to all the virgins in this town.”

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  “Hey, baby, what’s happenin’? How’s about a little kiss, mama? Woof, woof, woof! Ar-oooooooo!”

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  “Interesting weekend, Prendergast?”

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  “Gee, Al, two thousand dollars doesn’t buy much of a sex change these days, does it?”

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  “Gee, but I miss the heightened eroticism of those five and a half years of conjugal visits.”

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  Handicapped Hanging

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  “I want you to know, Sheila, that you’ll always be more than just a babysitter to me.”

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  “Goodnight moon. Goodnight house. Goodnight breasts.”

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  Peg leg

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