Published Originals

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  “The Toast Whisperer”

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  “Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple.”

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  Pamplona Station

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  “Hey, kid, how’s this for a bitchin’ set of wheels?”

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  “This has been fun, Hank, but let’s not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes.”

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  “Listen to me! Do I sound like I have an e-mail address?”

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  Ahab Sings Berlin!

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  The Simple Truth About Heroics

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  California, New Jersey

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  The Royal Ballet

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  “My new electric head-warmer surprises me every time”

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  “Tell you what, Ma–when you move out of Jersey, that’s when I’ll come visit over the holidays.”

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  As if my twenty-two-year sentence weren’t enough

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  “So there you are–I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors.”

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  Friday nights at the Houston Bingodome

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  Dine at Chez Tommy

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