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Stan’s O.K. Deliveries
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“I love this aisle with it’s bright and welcoming packages half-filled with air. Snacks! It even sounds dietary.”
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“O.K. That’s my list. You got anything on your list?”
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“Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place.”
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“All I know is I bought one of Martha Stewart’s candles once and it was lovely.”
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“And pick up a wine–something that goes with fish.”
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Shoelaces
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“The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents.”
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“This one might be a bit out of your price range, sir. It costs eighteen zillion dollars.”
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A Mall of My Own
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Semi-Luxury Liner
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Shopping with my guy
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The Cradle of Convenience
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“One of us has to draw the line somewhere, and I draw the line at mall sushi.”
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“Can I direct you to the self-help section? Absolutely not.”
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“To avoid the tedium of this endless socializing, Eddie, I have decided, beginning Monday, to obtain all my future booze from Amazon.com.”
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