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  Suddenly, a hush descended…

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  “Twenty years ago, I invited you in for a nightcap. I now retract that invitation.”

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  “I was on hormone replacement for two years before I realized that what I really needed was Steve replacement.”

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  “To be frozen solid for a while on the north slope of Mt. Everest would, I occasionally feel, be a welcome change.”

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  “And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage.”

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  “The reason I’m singing the national anthem, Steve, is that I’m signing off now.”

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  Margaret…

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  “Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth.”

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  “You’re enjoying this, aren’t you–hammering away at my credibility.”

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  “Dead man walking.”

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  “I assure you, my sweet, I can’t think of anyone I would rather have hound me into my grave than you.”

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  “But everything seems so neat and orderly we’d never guess that your lives are falling apart.”

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  “Meet Sally, the latest in my seemingly unending series of summer blockbusters.”

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  “I used my share of the peace dividend to get a divorce.”

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  My First Visit to the Laundromat

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  “Cassandra and I are splitting up, Ted, and we’d like you and Amy to have the kids.”

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