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“All this talk of Viagra and penile implants reminds me of a charming story about my own penis.”
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Our Reunion Dinner with Mom
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“Let me see if I’ve got this straight. A rock, a couple of sticks, a leg of mammoth, and some fire. That’s it??”
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“Ken Kesey left us the recipe in his will.”
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“We’ll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert.”
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“Tonight–just for a change–let’s see if we can get through dinner without eating anything at all.”
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“I wonder if you folks are aware that black cod is this year’s Chilean sea bass?”
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Food reality
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“Just keep reminding yourself that canned is better than dry.”
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“While we’re at supper, Billy, you’d make Daddy and Mommy very happy if you’d remove your hat, your sunglasses, and your earring.”
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“Don’t forget–grubs, mites, worms. I want this to be a very special evening.”
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“One more round and then we should probably order.”
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“Hi, I’m Todd, and I’ll be your centerpiece tonight.”
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Fish again?
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“I was wondering, hon–how soon before the hazing period of our marriage comes to an end?”
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