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“You know I’m not a telemarketer, Jimmy, and you are not going to fine me eleven thousand dollars. Now, for the last time, put your mother on.”
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Like Father Like Son
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“You’ve had your little talk with him, haven’t you? I sense a new maturity.”
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“Stop asking so many questions, or it’s right back to Books on Tape for you.”
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“I thought it was just one of those bad dreams, but apparently, honey, we have a kid.”
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“It’s a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools.”
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“Are Mommy and Patty and Kenny mad at Daddy?”
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“Dad, would you please go back to doing the parenting, so that I can do some of the childing for a couple of minutes?”
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“O.K., who has to go potty before we disappear into the Federal Witness Protection Program?”
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“Come along, son. We are at but the beginning of a long and arduous journey.”
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“For me, son, the 45 has always been the only format when it comes to a really hot single.”
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“I’m sorry, Melissa, but I really don’t care what Prince is calling himself these days. I’m going to continue calling him what I’ve always called him.”
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My Boy Bill
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“What if we stow the ‘Star Wars’ crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?”
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“Hi, son. It’s just us, Mom and Dad. Remember? The shadowy figures on the periphery of your life. We just stopped by to say good night.”
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