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“So. What do kids want these days?”
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“You’ve had your little talk with him, haven’t you? I sense a new maturity.”
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“Stop asking so many questions, or it’s right back to Books on Tape for you.”
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“I thought it was just one of those bad dreams, but apparently, honey, we have a kid.”
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“I want you to know, Sheila, that you’ll always be more than just a babysitter to me.”
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“Honey, please don’t talk to Daddy when he’s in a chat room.”
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The Black Hole Of Messages
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“Dad, would you please go back to doing the parenting, so that I can do some of the childing for a couple of minutes?”
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“O.K., who has to go potty before we disappear into the Federal Witness Protection Program?”
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“And now, God help us all, Rachmaninoff’s Concerto in C Minor.”
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“My life has been totally screwed up for years, but thus far no one has stepped forward to claim responsibility.”
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“We can’t imagine what a spider thinks, Louisa, because it’s a whole different life style.”
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Perception
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Jimmy, Sixth-generation Pain in the Ass
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“Who wants a little treat tartare?”
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“Better safe than sorry, son.”
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