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“When examining these new contracts, gentlemen, please note that in Paragraph 48 the word ‘golden’ has been replaced by ‘plywood’ and ‘parachute’ is now ‘toboggan.'”
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“My 401(k) is safe. It’s tied up in booze futures.”
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“These are the benefits you were guaranteed when you joined this firm–and this is a match.”
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