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“Come and get it! Ha, ha–just kidding.”
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“Unfortunately, my crime spree occurred just before today’s level of incompetence set in at the F.B.I.”
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“It’s the millennium, so maybe we should plan something special for New Year’s Eve.”
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” ‘And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.’ O.K., that’s it. Lights out.”
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“This is another guy I blew away–pictured, of course, in happier times.”
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“Lethal injection’s my favorite, because they don’t make you shave your head.”
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Time
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“Country Club Dungeon”
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“Apparently, nobody up there gives a crap that daylight-saving time is over.”
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Shhhh
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“As an ex-priest, I’m having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings.”
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“Both the movie and I will be released this summer.”
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As Seen on “Cops”
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As if my twenty-two-year sentence weren’t enough
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