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“Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?”
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“Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds.”
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“No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea.”
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“What do you mean, you don’t want any!”
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My Insurance Dad
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