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  “FEMA here. No, we haven’t had any substantiated reports of earthquakes.”

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  Spy Cam in Eden

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  “I miss the Commies.”

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  “The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution.”

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  “Don’t ask, don’t tell, don’t give a crap–that’s my contract with America.”

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  “Why is it that the people in charge always turn out to be idiots? Present company, of course, excepted.”

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  “I’m sorry, but this is the home base for the moderate rebel faction. You want the fundamentalist guerrilla organization, which is over on Elm Street.”

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  “All those who prefer to view the current situation with increasing alarm please signify by saying ‘Aye.’ “

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  “Of course it would be a different story entirely if we could extract crude oil from stem cells.”

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  DMV, Enter Here

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  American Gothic

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  “Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car.”

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