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The Vice-President in Charge of Sincerity
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“No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea.”
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“We begin the day hammering. Then there’s ‘Regis and Kathie Lee.’ Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and ‘Days of Our Lives,’ more hammering, ‘Oprah,’ and, finally, home.”
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“Now here’s my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story.”
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“O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?”
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“Actually, I’m going up–and I’m going down.”
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Walk of the Stars: Jasperville, Illinois
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Lunch-Hour Highlights
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AS THE TENSIONS OF THE COLD WAR EASED, THE THREAT OF TOTAL NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION WAS NO LONGER TAKEN SERIOUSLY…
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“Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens.”
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“I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago.”
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Our Short-lived Carpool
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“And, finally, are you now or have you ever been disgruntled?”
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“Why, thank you, sir. And I’d like to add that I’m feeling particularly fluffy today, too.”
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Grape Stomper
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“Hey, do any of you guys want to start a gang?”
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