Originals

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  “I had this place spotless until you got here!”

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  Now!

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  “He lost his tempter, swatted you with a newspaper, then called you the ‘D’ word. But, I ask you, are you not a ‘D’?”

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  The sound dolphins make after they’re gone.

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  “See? No matter what you do, the moon is still a harsh mistress.”

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  WTF?

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  “If you really must know, it’s my blog about nosy little puppy-dogs.”

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  “This next poem is going to be about a pussycat.”

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  Kitty Talk

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  “Come January, in dog years I’ll be seventy — and she’s STILL with the baby talk!”

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  My dog can do way better than that.

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  “Except for the eye incident, Midnight has been a superb cat.”

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  “In the season of static electricity, I am once again drawn irresistibly to my wife’s cuddly little puddytat.”

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  “As soon as we land, I’ll be making a phone call to my pussycat.”

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  Shih Tzu Encounters Bonsai

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  Dress (So to Speak) Rehearsal

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