Money
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“Why is the arts budget always the first thing to be cut, when you know damn well it’s the only thing that separates us from the monkeys?”
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Now Celebrating Three Years of Me Time
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“While we finish our dessert, I thought we could all have a chat on matters fiscal.”
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“I do my part.”
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“Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place.”
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The Discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin
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“Uh-oh.”
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Shoelaces
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My Corporate Sponsors
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Enron
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“My 401(k) is safe. It’s tied up in booze futures.”
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The Freight Elevator for the Man Who Has Everything
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“Cut a few thousand jobs here, boss, a few thousand jobs there, and they start to add up.”
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“You asked me to believe in your stock options, Freddie, and I believed.”
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“Being a hybrid, I get to have my way with a variety of species, and at the same time I enjoy a healthy tax credit.”
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“When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me.”
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