Love and Marriage
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How was your day, dear?
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“When’s the last time we had explicit sex?”
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“So there you are–I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors.”
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“I am therefore stepping down to spend more time with my family–but not with my wife, Tammy, who can be really annoying.”
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“I was wondering, hon–how soon before the hazing period of our marriage comes to an end?”
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“Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?”
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One more thing, no doubt.
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“I don’t have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?”
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“That said, however, let’s go see if she’s got any roommates.”
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“She got it in the divorce.”
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“Arachnophunnies”
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“So that’s where you were last night.”
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“I think we should stop seeing each other.”
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“Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car.”
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“You just missed her.”
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“Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?”
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