Love and Marriage

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  “This had better not be another one of your slutty damsels in distress!”

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  “I heard that.”

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  “The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?”

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  “Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?

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  “An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!”

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  “Hi, I’m Todd, and I’ll be your centerpiece tonight.”

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  Be My Valentine

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  “Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book.”

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  “You’re not really into this, are you, Frank?”

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  Dear USPS

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  “Damn it, honey, I hate it when you give me that fish-eye look.”

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  “Your incessant seething over there, honey, is fogging up the windshield.”

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  “First marriage?”

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  “Have you head about the tree falling in the forest, but no one hears it, because some guy’s wife won’t stop talking?”

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  Trouble Ahead

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  “What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?”

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