Love and Marriage
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“This had better not be another one of your slutty damsels in distress!”
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“I heard that.”
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“The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?”
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“Would you mind if my new friend Ted joins us?
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“An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!”
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“Hi, I’m Todd, and I’ll be your centerpiece tonight.”
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Be My Valentine
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“Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book.”
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“You’re not really into this, are you, Frank?”
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Dear USPS
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“Damn it, honey, I hate it when you give me that fish-eye look.”
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“Your incessant seething over there, honey, is fogging up the windshield.”
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“First marriage?”
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“Have you head about the tree falling in the forest, but no one hears it, because some guy’s wife won’t stop talking?”
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Trouble Ahead
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“What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?”
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