Love and Marriage

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My Barometer
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“My wife doesn’t understand me, especially when she gets wind of situations like this.”
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Have we met?
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“You’re late! And don’t hand me any of that all the king’s horses crap!”
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“My funny valentine is no longer funny ha-ha.”
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“Long time no see, Mr. Jimmy. I understand congratulations are in order on your recent engagement, wedding and divorce.”
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“Can’t we just this once, for God’s sake, stay on topic?”
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“Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?”
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“Let me go, honey. That eight-o’clock commuter express out of Yuma don’t wait for no man.”
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“Yes, yes, yes, I miss you, too, honey. Now put the dog on.”
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“It would be helpful if the first words out of your mouth every morning weren’t ‘J’accuse.'”
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“Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda.”
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“Neither the time nor the place, Doug!”
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“Now that I’ve moved my files down here to the basement, we’ll be able to spend a lot more time together.”
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Shhhh
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“I like what you’ve done with your apartment and your clothes.”
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