Love and Marriage

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“That was my horse. He’s in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go.”
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“Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride.”
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“Dead man walking.”
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“Right now we’re at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not.”
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“Look, I’m doing a little me-time right now. Why don’t you go ahead and do a little you-time, and then I’ll be over at eight for a little us-time.”
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“I had dual air bags once, but I divorced her.”
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“I assure you, my sweet, I can’t think of anyone I would rather have hound me into my grave than you.”
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“When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, ‘Excellent! This calls for a drink!’ “
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Remote Control Husband
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Romance
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“Don’t forget–grubs, mites, worms. I want this to be a very special evening.”
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Wives in the Trees
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“But everything seems so neat and orderly we’d never guess that your lives are falling apart.”
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Hairdryers at Dawn
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“The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God’s sake, are over. Give it a rest!”
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One C Battery, Two Double A’s.
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