Love and Marriage

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  Hillary’s Choice

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  “To be frozen solid for a while on the north slope of Mt. Everest would, I occasionally feel, be a welcome change.”

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  “Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!”

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  “And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage.”

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  “Gee, but I miss the heightened eroticism of those five and a half years of conjugal visits.”

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  Memorial

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  “Honey, I’m home.”

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  “By the way, hon, great food, great wine, great you.”

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  “I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations.”

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  Margaret…

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  “Popcorn’s done, honey.”

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  “I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I’m taking the Harry Dean Stanton part.”

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  “I see that there’s an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey.”

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  “Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth.”

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  “You’re enjoying this, aren’t you–hammering away at my credibility.”

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  “Thprinklth.”

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