Love and Marriage

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Hillary’s Choice
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“To be frozen solid for a while on the north slope of Mt. Everest would, I occasionally feel, be a welcome change.”
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“Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!”
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“And this is Helen, my wife by a previous marriage.”
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“Gee, but I miss the heightened eroticism of those five and a half years of conjugal visits.”
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Memorial
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“Honey, I’m home.”
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“By the way, hon, great food, great wine, great you.”
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“I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations.”
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Margaret…
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“Popcorn’s done, honey.”
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“I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I’m taking the Harry Dean Stanton part.”
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“I see that there’s an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey.”
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“Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth.”
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“You’re enjoying this, aren’t you–hammering away at my credibility.”
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“Thprinklth.”
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