Love and Marriage

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  You Could Say That I’m a Lucky, Lucky Woman Because–He Never Ever Forgets

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  “There are only three signatures on this recall petition. Monday Night Football, therefore, will remain in effect until further notice.”

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  Bye Hon, Love ya!

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  “It’s the story of my life, isn’t it? Always the subplot–never the plot.”

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  Reductio Ad Matrimonium

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  “You asked me to believe in your stock options, Freddie, and I believed.”

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  X-Treme Conversation

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  “Hey! Pay-per-view here, if you and your mother don’t mind!”

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  “I was on hormone replacement for two years before I realized that what I really needed was Steve replacement.”

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  “My concession speech will be brief. You win.”

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  “Yes, dear, the oriental look does become you–just so long as it doesn’t poke my eye out.”

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  “And this is my wife Alice, she wears the pants in our family.”

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  “While the cat’s away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard.”

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  Marriage

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  “Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty.”

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  “Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?”

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