Love and Marriage

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You Could Say That I’m a Lucky, Lucky Woman Because–He Never Ever Forgets
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“There are only three signatures on this recall petition. Monday Night Football, therefore, will remain in effect until further notice.”
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Bye Hon, Love ya!
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“It’s the story of my life, isn’t it? Always the subplot–never the plot.”
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Reductio Ad Matrimonium
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“You asked me to believe in your stock options, Freddie, and I believed.”
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X-Treme Conversation
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“Hey! Pay-per-view here, if you and your mother don’t mind!”
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“I was on hormone replacement for two years before I realized that what I really needed was Steve replacement.”
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“My concession speech will be brief. You win.”
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“Yes, dear, the oriental look does become you–just so long as it doesn’t poke my eye out.”
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“And this is my wife Alice, she wears the pants in our family.”
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“While the cat’s away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard.”
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Marriage
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“Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty.”
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“Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?”
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