Issues

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You’re Special!
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“Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana–Mr. Fontana’s mother.”
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“Can I direct you to the self-help section? Absolutely not.”
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“Hamburger Madness”
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“Hey, I’m thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher’s, and then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I’m talking to you.”
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“How may I direct your call? Doctor-assisted or regular?”
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Tree
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“It’s the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I’m alone in there, swimming with the sharks.”
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While you were away
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Snit in a Bottle
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“My life has been totally screwed up for years, but thus far no one has stepped forward to claim responsibility.”
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Stuff Broken 50 cents
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THE ICEBREAKER
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“When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, ‘Excellent! This calls for a drink!’ “
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I feel so inadequate! What do I know about saving the world?
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“It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings.”
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