Crime and Punishment

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Insufficient Postage
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“I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to hand over that cape. Your test came back positive for anabolic steroids.”
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Details at Eleven
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Bumper Cop
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“Permission to exchange phone numbers with the witness, Your Honor?”
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“It’s a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn’t a bird.”
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“Well? Are you with us?”
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Time
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“O.K., who has to go potty before we disappear into the Federal Witness Protection Program?”
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“Your Honor, I think you’ll get a kick out of my client’s extenuating circumstances.”
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“What I’d like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap.”
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“What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch.”
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“Although the depiction of Gangland activity in this film…”
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Speak softly, carry a big stick
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“What do you mean, you don’t want any!”
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“Number 6522719? Our executive assistant warden says he’s sorry but he’s been unavoidably detained at the squash court. However, if you will leave your criminal record he’ll be happy to reschedule for next week.”
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