Crime and Punishment

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“End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings.”
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“Unfortunately, my crime spree occurred just before today’s level of incompetence set in at the F.B.I.”
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“It’s the millennium, so maybe we should plan something special for New Year’s Eve.”
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“At least, we don’t have to sit through some big, prolonged trial.”
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” ‘And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.’ O.K., that’s it. Lights out.”
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“If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime.”
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Employee of the Month
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The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anaïs Nin
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“Gee, but I miss the heightened eroticism of those five and a half years of conjugal visits.”
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My Son the Hit Man
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“This is another guy I blew away–pictured, of course, in happier times.”
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“Of course what we’re doing is wrong, but that doesn’t make it indefensible.”
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“Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase.”
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“Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds.”
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“Lethal injection’s my favorite, because they don’t make you shave your head.”
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“And lastly, Your Honor, I would like to present Mr. Richard Coan in the small but crucial role of the defendant.”
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