Bars and Booze and Other Vices

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Like Father Like Son
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“I’ll have whatever they’re having.”
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“Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story?”
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“While the cat’s away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard.”
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“Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty.”
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“I figure the sooner I start smoking, the sooner I get my big settlement from the tobacco companies.”
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“It wasn’t until I was six-years-old that I realized that second-hand smoke was no longer enough.”
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“To avoid the tedium of this endless socializing, Eddie, I have decided, beginning Monday, to obtain all my future booze from Amazon.com.”
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West Side Saloon
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“Forgive me, Eddie, if I’m unable to contain the occasional squeal of anticipatory glee over the new ‘Star Wars’ movie.”
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Marlboro
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Truly Affordable Beaujolais
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“I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations.”
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“Honey, I’m home.”
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“I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I’m taking the Harry Dean Stanton part.”
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